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drunchtime!
i got to have lunch with my v. best friend today and honestly, i know it’s silly but i feel like i get recharged when i see my LB (that’s lil biffs, obvs). not for nothing, she’s the light of my life!
also my mom has said two things to me since:
- “i like when you have a little beer buzz, you’re so nice to me.”
- “THAT SHOULD HAVE MORE NOTES” -upon seeing a #tbt instagram pic of the fam
all in all a good afternoon!
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an anteater gave birth in a zoo in connecticut without a male in sight
i’ve accepted him as my lord and personal saviour, have you?
i mean, just look at this fucking guy.
“i think he still loves you. but also he hates you very much. just stay away”
my mom keeping it really real today
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i can’t imagine wanting something so badly
that i would risk being trampled at a sample sale, running of the bulls style.
i’d much rather just…
oh cool
they are moving me from my desk at work which sucks bc i will be near way more people now but the best part is that i am going to the desk of the dude who was fired bc he was a chronic masturbator/had prostitutes calling up demanding the money he owed.
nt 2 b all crny
but i have the best fucking friends on the planet and everyone i love celebrated my birthday with me or got in touch with me and i don’t even know how i got so lucky and i’m so excited for my thirties i could barf.
